Ai: Hihi, sorry I’m late! I got stuck in traffic.
Brie: For three months!? You were supposed to be interviewed back in June!
Brie: I’m supposed to interview Shingo today, but…
Ai: Oh don’t worry, he’s not going to be able to make it today.
Brie: …The emotional side of me wants to know what you mean but the logical side of me knows it’ll probably make my day immeasurably worse, so I’m not going to ask…
Brie: Anyway, Ai Hikari everyone. You uh…your powers revolve around radiation, am I right?
Ai: Yup! Nuclear radiation and explosions!!
Brie: …and…explosions…
Brie: So, umm…
Brie: I noticed you always wear a bright pink suit, even in casual situations. Is there a story behind that?
Ai: Haha, silly Brie, it’s the law for all business majors to wear a suit at all times.
Brie: I’m pretty sure that’s not…
Ai: If I’m going to run The Songbird Guild, I have to look my best!
Brie: Still, I’m pretty sure…hold on…
Brie: …
Brie: Sorry about that. We’ve been having a problem with bugs lately.
Ai: Oh, bugs!? Y’know the best way to deal with bug infestations, right!?
Brie: Does it involve explosions?
Brie: …Ai?
Brie: AI NO!!!